The experiments we are doing make me somewhat uncomfortable. Remember Randy, the guy I often complained about who never took the work seriously? Well, apparently he 'volunteered' as a test subject today.
I've never seen a volunteer seem so resistant. We strapped him down, and began pumping him full of some kind of chemical or other. Thankfully, whatever it was seemed to have no effect on him, as he was back in the mess hall joking around that night.