So, turns out little tentacle
monsters are just as murderous
and deadly as the huge one.
Who knew? Should've settled for
a kitten after all. Anyway, the
rest of the crew is dead, which
sucks, but no point dwelling on
Guess I'd better keep looking
for a decent planet, then. One
without tentacles. Or killer plant
people. Or giant spiders. Or
taxes. Yeah, it's time for
mankind to claim the stars!